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Thursday, May 26, 2016

GOT BABY FEVER: IS YOUR OVARIES DANCING LIKE MARY J BLIGE...THEN READ THIS...{Photos/Video}




Is your ovaries dancing around like Mary J. Blige?! 

Well Honey-Chile-Boo you got baby Fever and you should definitely not continued to read on, or see the cuteness of this post, it just might make it worst. But than again maybe you should... Ha!  So what you waiting for read more on your baby fever, inside.





Oh My Cute-ness! 

Ladies are you baby-craving and Men are you getting all goo-goo-ga-ga too... Um huh we see. Well there's a bonafide emotional and physical explanation for your baby fever:
According to a 2012 study in the journal Emotion, "baby fever is an emotional phenomenon – one that affects both men and women. Mainly referred to as the “biological clock,” women may feel a sudden longing to procreate, as their window to conceive dwindles in their reproductive prime – or before age 32. Men on the other hand, tend to baby-lust once they have children.
Of course, there are several factors that feed this craving – the sociocultural, byproduct and adaptationist views. “People might think they want to have children because they are supposed to have children,” said study author Gary Brase, a psychology professor at Kansas State University, of the sociocultural influence on women specifically.
After evaluating nearly 500 tweets with the hashtag #babyfever, Brase and his students also discovered that “baby fever” is closely tied to spending time with little ones – “When the cook brings her baby grandson to the house … Everyone has #babyfever’’ – others stung by the baby bee appeared to be in a romantic relationship. The less frequent tweets expressed regret – “I just want a baby to cuddle with, is that too much to ask? #babyfever #singleproblems.”
Meanwhile, the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists argues that there’s no one biological or physiological explanation responsible for baby fever.."


Okay enough about this serious stuff... Scroll below to deal with your baby fever in a hilarious way.





1. Stop shopping.  Quit perusing Etsy, Babies-R-Us, Target Baby, Faith Baby, Marshmallow Kisses and every other website devoted to taunting you with the cuteness that is baby stuff.  And whatever you do don’t buy it.

2. Stop reading mommy blogs. What is worse than looking at adorable baby accessories you can buy, is reading about all the women that actually have the stuff. You get to read the details of their lives, how much they love their babies, how funny they are, how they make the silliest face when they have gas, how they are SO GLAD THEY AREN’T YOU.

3. Cancel your cable. If you skim through the TV channels you are bound to find a show that will put you smack dab in the middle of someone else’s pregnancy or delivery. Now, instead of looking at pictures or reading about other people’s lives you get to transport your body directly into their living room. Then when the episode is over, they go on with their lives and you go back to yours. Only they get to keep the baby.

4. Stay away from other people’s babies. This may sound confusing because most people will tell you to be around babies as much as possible in an effort for you to witness a fit or a dirty diaper or something equally annoying. They think those things will deter us. Ha! If you truly have The Fever, these things actually intensify your desire.  If that sentence didn’t make sense to you then you don’t have baby fever. If you related to that sentence then I’m sorry, you are very ill.

5. No more Pinterest. When I first wrote this guide there was no such thing as Pinterest. Now, it is impossible to go a day without looking at it and even MORE impossible to not see photo after photo of a newborn baby. Or a pregnant woman. Or even worse, birth photos. You most definitely do not want to look at a breathtaking photo of a mother holding a bloody baby fresh out of the womb. No more Pinterest for you.
There is really only one way to get rid of baby fever and that is a big dose of pregnancy. So ladies, throw away your birth control, poke holes in your husbands condoms and have a lot. of. sex. Lots. Until you get a positive test, stay away from all of the above listed triggers. Basically, go lock yourself in your bedroom and stare at the wal.-- Per Love and Marriage Blog.

Beautiful baby.:



Now Speaking of  Mary J. Blige “dancing” watch her shake up thee stage at the Bad Boy Reunion Tour--- Press play:

Get it Mary.. Snap with it! 




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