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Monday, December 31, 2012

HILARIOUS PREDICTIONS: KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN WILL RAISE BABY IN MIAMI {Oh!} O_o


Since the news is booming all over the internet about the exciting news that Kim K is pregnant with Mr. West baby as he was the first to announce the news during his concert last night by saying:

"Stop the music for a second. Stop the music; can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?" 


No Say what! {Laugh} We just love to say that. Any who here the snap according to Mia News Time.com who have made some hilarious predict about the little Kimye Jr.'s who is believe to be raised here in Miami:


} Infancy: Jr Showers in Violetas
If you've been in Miami long enough to meet a Cuban baby, you know full well that they smell like the finest perfume not-a-lot-of-money can buy. 

Popular amongst everyone, Corlys' Violetas is the liquid gold standard of nostalgia, a scented stamp-of-approval that reminds everyone, this baby's from Miami

Age Three: Jr. Learns to Swim... In the Everglades
Sure, it's dangerous. There're a ton of alligators and a bunch of invasive pythons ready to swallow a child whole. But the Everglades are disappearing

If Yeezy and Kim want to teach their child about the environment, there're few better places than the 'Glades. 

Age Seven: Slaughters a Pig with Family for Noche Buena
Nothing screams "Holiday Spirit" louder than a 60-pound pig in Hialeah squealing in misery. And every little boy and girl, regardless of what they celebrate, should experience it at least once. 

Yeah, there's a chance Jr. may never eat meat again or find the appeal of bacon everything. But so what? At least he'll always have that memory of Mom and Dad going "cray" on that swine.

Age 13: Jr. Attacks a Photog
At 13, Kimye's offspring will likely start rebelling. It's only natural. 

For Crossfade, it was a fire in our middle school bathroom. Damn you, toilet paper! But for Yeezy's kid, it'll probably be something along the lines of assaulting a paparazzo. They say that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Age 13 ½: Jr. Hugs a Photog
What's better than assaulting a freelance photographer? Making up with one, of course. 

Kanye'll be a great dad! 

Age 16: Jr. Buys a Fake ID
When in Rome, do as the Romans. When in Miami, lie about your age and charge bottles of Grey Goose to your parent's credit card.

Age 18: Jr. Refuses to Blow, License Suspended for a Year
Too bad, right? Wrong. Famous people are free to do whatever they want. And even if Jr has no real talent, he'll still be famous; it's in his Karashian blood. 

So, Jr., throw caution to the wind and always remember to go "H.A.M.”
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Funny right ! Although we thought this was share-able. Sound like this baby news is bigger than Diva Bey and Jay Z  baby news. We just hope that many do not take the news overboard. 



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Kim who now 3 months pregnant express some happiness on her own website  saying they only wish Kanye's mother and Kim's father were there to celebrate as well:
It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us. Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!!




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